… Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
… Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
… Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
… Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
… Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
… Commercials.
You can’t believe a word they say.
… Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
… Snowstorms.
You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long he will last.
… Laxatives.
They irritate the shit out of you.
… Toilets.
Either they are taken, or full of crap.
Men
